Why was the painter never cold?He always used a second coat!
How many push-ups could the coffee do?
None, it was weak!
What is the most important lesson the tree taught it's Son?
What's a cow's favourite dance?
The Milk Shake
Why do people feel so happy in an elevator?
Because it's so uplifting.
Who won the artist competition?
No one. It was a draw.
Why did the coffee beans leave each other?
They had GROUNDS for divorce.
What excuse did the student give when he fell asleep in class?
He was doing a sleep study.
How could you tell the carpenter was nervous?
He was biting his nails.
Did you hear my toilet is getting married?
Yep, it's finally taking the plunge.