Why would the publisher not publish the comic book?
It was too graphic.
What is the name of an advertiser's best friend?
Bill Board.
How did the marionette get a new job?
He pulled some strings.
What did the detective work on right before he went to bed?
His pillow-case.
Who is the most comfortable person at a meeting?
The CHAIRman.
What do you call your buddy that always picks up the cheque?
PayPal.
What did the dad do when he found out he lost all his hair?
He BALD.
I'm happy to report I received a bill in the mail today. And it wasn't an ordinary bill.
The credit card company let me know it was an OUTSTANDING bill!
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