Why would the publisher not publish the comic book?
It was too graphic.
What is the name of an advertiser's best friend?
How did the marionette get a new job?
He pulled some strings.
What did the detective work on right before he went to bed?
Who is the most comfortable person at a meeting?
What do you call your buddy that always picks up the cheque?
What did the dad do when he found out he lost all his hair?
I'm happy to report I received a bill in the mail today. And it wasn't an ordinary bill.
The credit card company let me know it was an OUTSTANDING bill!