Sunday, January 26, 2020

WORKING ON MY DAD JOKES:

With our baby due in April, I have started working on my "Dad Jokes"!
* Do you know what type of lights Noah had installed on the ark?
Flood lights.

* Why did the disco man call in sick?
Because he had Saturday Night Fever.

* Why did the baby wear a nappy to a Birthday Party?
Because he didn't want to be a party pooper.

* What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking.

* Whats the best parting gift?
A comb

* Have you heard the joke about the garbage truck?
Don't worry, its only a load of rubbish.

* How did the telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony.

* What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.

* What did the Bra say to the hat?
You go on a head while I give these two a lift.

* What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic

* What do you get if you cross Dracula with an encyclopedia?
A know - it - all pain in the neck.

* Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education.

* A truck load of Soap was stolen today.
The thief appears to have made a CLEAN getaway.

* A Thief stole a truck of hair pieces today.
Police are combing the area.

Sunday, December 22, 2019

A GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA FOR MAGIC ENTHUSIASTS:

Advertisements magically appeared in recent issues of "Newcastle Weekly" and "Cessnock Advertiser". At this point in time there are still tickets available for the show! Show Tickets would make a unique and fun gift for the young and the young at heart this Christmas :)

http://www.cessnockperformingartscentre.com.au/shows/jds-world-of-magic





Thursday, November 28, 2019

COMING TO CESSNOCK PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE:

International Award Winning Magician Joel Howlett is bringing a classical Magic Show to the Hunter Valley on the 10th January 2020 at 2pm.
The fast paced 50 minute show is for all ages and includes a live rabbit, audience participation and more fun than you could wave a wand at!
Bookings are essential - Please click on the link below:





Thursday, November 14, 2019

BACK ON MY BIKE:


The Giraffe Unicycle will be back in my "Magic Circus Show" for 2020. In between my appearances at end of year events and Corporate Christmas Functions, I'm working on lots of new material with plenty of "wow factor" for next year's programme. I love the challenge !!




Sunday, October 20, 2019

THE BEST IN THE WORLD WITH A PACK OF CARDS:




The magician seated at the table performing, is Richard Turner from the USA. He is considered one of the best in the world with a pack of playing cards. He has even fooled Pen and Teller! He is also BLIND and does his magic by touch!! AN AMAZING MAN!!