"I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia
I told them I could explain everything."
"In the spirit of St. Paddy's...What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture"
"I just realized that since my hair is thinning, my scalp may shine through in photographs depending on the lighting, and possibly blind the photographer. Just some random reflections off the top of my head. Thanks for listening."
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