With our baby due in April, I have started working on my "Dad Jokes"!
* Do you know what type of lights Noah had installed on the ark?
Flood lights.
Flood lights.
* Why did the disco man call in sick?
Because he had Saturday Night Fever.
Because he had Saturday Night Fever.
* Why did the baby wear a nappy to a Birthday Party?
Because he didn't want to be a party pooper.
Because he didn't want to be a party pooper.
* What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking.
You're too young to be smoking.
* Whats the best parting gift?
A comb
A comb
* Have you heard the joke about the garbage truck?
Don't worry, its only a load of rubbish.
Don't worry, its only a load of rubbish.
* How did the telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony.
In a double ring ceremony.
* What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
* What did the Bra say to the hat?
You go on a head while I give these two a lift.
You go on a head while I give these two a lift.
* What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic
Sister Matic
* What do you get if you cross Dracula with an encyclopedia?
A know - it - all pain in the neck.
A know - it - all pain in the neck.
* Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education.
He wanted a higher education.
* A truck load of Soap was stolen today.
The thief appears to have made a CLEAN getaway.
The thief appears to have made a CLEAN getaway.
* A Thief stole a truck of hair pieces today.
Police are combing the area.
Police are combing the area.
