* Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot.
* I saw an advertisement that read:
"Television for sale $10,
Volume stuck on full".
I thought, "I can't turn that down"!
* I found out I am terrified of elevators!
So I am taking steps to avoid them.
* I just found out that I am colourblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
* What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
* What did the surgeon say when the man asked if he could do his own anaesthetic?
Sure, knock yourself out!
* Which award was given to the inventor of knock knock Jokes?
The No - bell prize.
* I know a lot of jokes about retired people.
But none of them work.
* I own the world's worst thesaurus.
Not only is it rubbish but it's also rubbish.
* It's impossible to lose a homing pigeon.
If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you have lost is a pigeon.
For more cringe worthy Dad jokes, spectacular magic and family friendly fun, come and join me at The Ary Toukley on the 9th January 2024 at 11am.
To book visit:
www.thearytoukley.com.au/schoolholidays
