BOXING DAY DAD JOKES!

* Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

* I saw an advertisement that read:

"Television for sale $10,

Volume stuck on full".

I thought, "I can't turn that down"!

* I found out I am terrified of elevators!

So I am taking steps to avoid them.

* I just found out that I am colourblind. 

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

* What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

* What did the surgeon say when the man asked if he could do his own anaesthetic?

Sure, knock yourself out!

* Which award was given to the inventor of knock knock Jokes?

The No - bell prize.

* I know a lot of jokes about retired people.

But none of them work.

* I own the world's worst thesaurus. 

Not only is it rubbish but it's also rubbish. 

* It's impossible to lose a homing pigeon.

If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you have lost is a pigeon. 

For more cringe worthy Dad jokes, spectacular magic and family friendly fun, come and join me at The Ary Toukley on the 9th January 2024 at 11am.

To book visit:

www.thearytoukley.com.au/schoolholidays

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I enjoyed working with the staff of Muswellbrook South Public School on Saturday night . Thanks so much to Georgia for her kind words. 

CORPORATE MAGIC!

FEELING HOT, HOT, HOT!

Despite the 40 degree temperatures today, the show must go on!

I enjoyed entertaining my new friends at 'See Business Solutions' in the beer garden function space at The Lucky Hotel .

Multiple people gave me complementary feedback on my energy and willingness to dress so formally on such a warm day!

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CORPORATE MAGIC!!

Back in my home town of Newcastle this evening for a Christmas Function at Merewether Surfhouse. I enjoyed sharing my sleight of hand magic with my friends at Fiducian Financial Services Hunter who have been supporting my efforts since the early two- thousands. 

CORPORATE MAGIC!

MASKS, MAGIC AND MAYHEM!!

I hit the road again today to entertain 

the staff and management of North Richmond TerryWhite Chemmart Pharmacy at North Richmond Panthers club.

Some of the store staff had attended my one man theatre show in the area earlier this year. They apparently enjoined the show so much that they immediately went back to work and told their boss that my magic is a must for this years staff Christmas party!!

I provided an entertainment package that included BOTH close up strolling magic and an after- dinner floor show that was complete with an award winning sleight of hand act, clean comedy, and lots of  audience participation!

CORPORATE MAGIC!

I really enjoyed being back at Apollo International Charlestown again this evening. Tonight's Corporate Christmas Party was for my new friends at Biscit Services

I presented a 40 minute after dinner show of sleight of hand magic that recieved a very enthusiastic response from the very warm and friendly group!