This afternoon was my first Corporate Training Day gig in many months. I presented 45 mins of award- winning sleight of hand and clean comedy for an enthusiastic group of Early Childhood Educators!
Monday, September 21, 2020
Why would the publisher not publish the comic book?
It was too graphic.
What is the name of an advertiser's best friend?
How did the marionette get a new job?
He pulled some strings.
What did the detective work on right before he went to bed?
Who is the most comfortable person at a meeting?
What do you call your buddy that always picks up the cheque?
What did the dad do when he found out he lost all his hair?
I'm happy to report I received a bill in the mail today. And it wasn't an ordinary bill.
The credit card company let me know it was an OUTSTANDING bill!
Monday, September 14, 2020
Why was the painter never cold?He always used a second coat!
How many push-ups could the coffee do?
None, it was weak!
What is the most important lesson the tree taught it's Son?
What's a cow's favourite dance?
The Milk Shake
Why do people feel so happy in an elevator?
Because it's so uplifting.
Who won the artist competition?
No one. It was a draw.
Why did the coffee beans leave each other?
They had GROUNDS for divorce.
What excuse did the student give when he fell asleep in class?
He was doing a sleep study.
How could you tell the carpenter was nervous?
He was biting his nails.
Did you hear my toilet is getting married?
Yep, it's finally taking the plunge.
Tuesday, September 8, 2020
Thanks so much to The Magic School Of Confidence in Melbourne for having me as a special guest at last nights zoom 'Adult Magic Class'. I enjoyed sharing my magic with such an enthusiastic an encouraging group.
Great Performance and your a great teacher as well"