CORPORATE TRAINING DAY:

This afternoon was my first Corporate Training Day gig in many months. I presented 45 mins of award- winning sleight of hand and clean comedy for an enthusiastic group of Early Childhood Educators!

It was a pleasure to be able to break up the day for the group by providing a fun ice -breaker show.

THE WORST DAD JOKES. PART 2:

 

Why would the publisher not publish the comic book?

It was too graphic.

What is the name of an advertiser's best friend?

Bill Board.

How did the marionette get a new job?

He pulled some strings.

What did the detective work on right before he went to bed?

His pillow-case.

Who is the most comfortable person at a meeting?

The CHAIRman.

What do you call your buddy that always picks up the cheque?

PayPal.

What did the dad do when he found out he lost all his hair?

He BALD.

I'm happy to report I received a bill in the mail today. And it wasn't an ordinary bill.

The credit card company let me know it was an OUTSTANDING bill!

THE WORST DAD JOKES. PART 1:

 Why was the painter never cold?

He always used a second coat!

How many push-ups could the coffee do?
None, it was weak!

What is the most important lesson the tree taught it's Son?
'Grow up'

What's a cow's favourite dance?
The Milk Shake

Why do people feel so happy in an elevator?
Because it's so uplifting.

Who won the artist competition?
No one. It was a draw.

Why did the coffee beans leave each other?
They had GROUNDS for divorce.

What excuse did the student give when he fell asleep in class?
He was doing a sleep study.

How could you tell the carpenter was nervous?
He was biting his nails.

Did you hear my toilet is getting married?
Yep, it's finally taking the plunge.

THANK YOU MELBOURNE MAGIC FRIENDS:

Thanks so much to The Magic School Of Confidence in Melbourne for having me as a special guest at last nights zoom 'Adult Magic Class'. I enjoyed sharing my magic with such an enthusiastic an encouraging group.

"Outstanding Joel!!

Great Performance and your a great teacher as well"

Rob Bradbury.

"Beautiful routine and so well presented. Thank You"

Mark Bruere