Notice at entrance of Japanese hotel:
"Sports jackets may be worn, but no trousers".
Advertisement in Australian paper:
"Wanter, a second -hand duchess, must be reasonable"
"Money does not bring happiness but it will enable you to be miserable in comfort!"
Advertisement in Scots Paper:
"Piano to suit beginner with legs"
Report in the times:
"An RSPCA inspector commended Mr Peter Humphrey for saving a goldfish from drowning"
A patient was concerned about his heart:
"Dont worry" said his doctor, "your heart will last as long as you live".
"Piano to suit beginner with legs"
Report in the times:
"An RSPCA inspector commended Mr Peter Humphrey for saving a goldfish from drowning"
A patient was concerned about his heart:
"Dont worry" said his doctor, "your heart will last as long as you live".
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