"I used to have a job collecting leaves.....
I was raking it in!"
"What is the best thing about elevator jokes?
They Work on so many levels!"
"What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one,
Anna two!"
"What did the fisherman say to the Magician?
Pick a cod,
any cod!"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food,
no atmosphere!"
"Where do you learn to make ice cream?
At Sundae School!"
"Who was the roundest knight at the table?
Sir Cumference!"
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