Yep - I'm still collecting these!
Have a great day everyone!
*Why do petrol stations always lock their toilets?
They are afraid someone might clean them.
*Did you hear about the two history teachers who were dating?
They go to restaurants and talk about old times.
*What word is always spelt wrong?
Wrong.
*What did the lioness say to the cub chasing the hunter?
Stop playing with your food.
*What do you call a chicken that lays light bulbs?
A battery hen.
*When did the last dinosaur die?
After the second last dinosaur.
*What did one bee say to her nosy neighbour bee?
'Mind your own bees nest'!
*How did Noah steer the Ark at night?
He switched on the floodlights.
*Who is the emperor of all mice?
Julius Cheeser.
*What is a termites favourite breakfast?
Oak- meal.
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