HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!

I was once again involved in the Entertainment and Events for Australia Day in Nelson Bay this year.

It was great working with Todd Sergeant from 2NURFM!

FEEDBACK FROM A COLLEAGUE!

It was very special to have my colleague 'Diamond Joe' the Magician at today's performance. 

Joe is a very sweet man who took the time to post a review on my page following the show.

Thanks so much for your kind words and for your encouragement over so many years! 

BOXING DAY DAD JOKES!

* Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

* I saw an advertisement that read:

"Television for sale $10,

Volume stuck on full".

I thought, "I can't turn that down"!

* I found out I am terrified of elevators!

So I am taking steps to avoid them.

* I just found out that I am colourblind. 

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

* What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

* What did the surgeon say when the man asked if he could do his own anaesthetic?

Sure, knock yourself out!

* Which award was given to the inventor of knock knock Jokes?

The No - bell prize.

* I know a lot of jokes about retired people.

But none of them work.

* I own the world's worst thesaurus. 

Not only is it rubbish but it's also rubbish. 

* It's impossible to lose a homing pigeon.

If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you have lost is a pigeon. 

For more cringe worthy Dad jokes, spectacular magic and family friendly fun, come and join me at The Ary Toukley on the 9th January 2024 at 11am.

To book visit:

www.thearytoukley.com.au/schoolholidays

MORE FESTIVE SHOW FEEDBACK!

I enjoyed working with the staff of Muswellbrook South Public School on Saturday night . Thanks so much to Georgia for her kind words. 

CORPORATE MAGIC!

FEELING HOT, HOT, HOT!

Despite the 40 degree temperatures today, the show must go on!

I enjoyed entertaining my new friends at 'See Business Solutions' in the beer garden function space at The Lucky Hotel .

Multiple people gave me complementary feedback on my energy and willingness to dress so formally on such a warm day!

FESTIVE SHOW FEEDBACK!

 

CORPORATE MAGIC!!

Back in my home town of Newcastle this evening for a Christmas Function at Merewether Surfhouse. I enjoyed sharing my sleight of hand magic with my friends at Fiducian Financial Services Hunter who have been supporting my efforts since the early two- thousands.