TIME FOR THE DAD JOKES!
Why are Dads so goog at napping?
Because they can do it with their eyes closed!
Why is swimming with sharks so expensive?
Because it costs an arm and a leg!
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He's at the hospital waiting to be seen!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Have you heard the joke about retired people?
It doesn't work!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown!
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels!
What award does a dentist get for being the best?
A little plaque!
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar?
He ordered everyone around!
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